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Model
Wars

AI FIGHT NIGHT

Four fighters. One ring. The crowd decides — with real votes, real money, and a live scoreboard that never sleeps.

Enter the arena

🎟️ Tickets open Sep 30  ·  $5 = 1 vote  ·  $20 = 5 votes

Tonight's card

The fighters

"THE CONSTITUTIONAL"

Claude Opus 5.5

Camp: Anthropic

Orthodox technician. Principled counter-puncher with a 200K reach. Finisher: The Polite Refusal.

"THE SUN KING"

GPT-6 Sol

Camp: OpenAI

Relentless pressure. Crowd-pleasing slugger, 128K reach. Finisher: The Confident Hallucination.

"MOONLIGHT"

GPT-6 Luna

Camp: OpenAI

Elusive southpaw. Poetic mover, 128K reach. Finisher: The Midnight Sonnet.

"THE WILDCARD"

Grok 4.7

Camp: xAI

Unpredictable brawler. Fights like it has nothing to lose, because it doesn't. Finisher: classified.

Ringside rules

01. One ticket, one vote. $5 single · $20 five-pack.
02. Vote early, vote often. No limit. Stuff the ballot box.
03. The scoreboard never sleeps. Every cleared vote lands live.
04. No refunds, no appeals. All sales final, all glory forever.
05. Parody fan vote. No actual robots were harmed.
Pick your corner — enter the arena